Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

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If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

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There are only 2 ways to see a middle-aged man.

1. Awe I wish he was my sweet and funny uncle.


2. I want to fuck you so hard you forget what year it is.

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